Friday, July 15, 2016

vintage tea part 12

this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)

source: geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

Reynolds, Burt. Now on very hard economic times; reportedly almost homeless. Abuser of women. Failed marriage to and bitter divorce with Loni Anderson; linked with Kim Basinger, Candice Bergen, Judy Carne (who he married), Doris Day,  Faye Dunaway, Chris Evert, Farrah Fawcett, Sally Field, Hal Needham, Dolly Parton, Cybill Shepherd, Dinah Shore, Mamie Van Doren and Tammy Wynette.


Reynolds, Debbie. L____/bisexual with a taste for leather & the lash. Not a particularly good mother to Carrie Fisher. Drunkard. Married to Eddie Fisher. Linked with Doris Day, Glenn Ford, Agnes Moorehead, Megan Mullaly, and Robert Wagner.

Rhymes, Busta. Living out The Crying Game.

Ricci, Christina. Recovering anorexic; formerly burned herself with cigarettes. Has a number of odd phobias. Linked with Johnny Depp and Moby.

Robinson, Smoky. Has a crack habit and is a slut.

dwayne johnson The Rock. Bisexual. "A delightful and gracious man who seems genuinely grateful for his success." Linked (briefly) with Seann William Scott.

Rogan, Joe. Asshole. Needs repeated beatings before he's fit to rejoin the human race. "Only known to sleep with men. Frequently the men are transvestites. Destroyed strictly platonic relationship with Kelly Preston by constantly badgering John Travolta to get him a movie part. When he stopped being invited to Preston and Travolta's home, he spread rumors (false) that Travolta had come on to him and that he'd turned Travolta down."

Rourke, Mickey. "Kissing him is like kissing an ashtray." Arrogant, egotistical, hygienically challenged punk. Vocally pro-IRA. Difficult to work with. Abuser of women (although I was told a very persuasive argument that this isn't the case, and that Carre Otis simply lied when she alleged that he beat her). Victim of a horrendous, failed face-lift. Linked with Kim Basinger, Terry Farrell, Darryl Hannah, and Carre Otis.

Sapp, Warren. "Incredibly rude, does not tip, a constant cheat to his wife, has several children born out of wedlock which he denies to this day even though paternity tests show that the kids are his."

Schwarzenegger, Arnold. Unpleasant, vain conservative. Has a Nazi father. Apologist for Kurt Waldheim. Steroid use early in his weightlifting career, as well as nude pictures (and possibly more, as a kept man) done for gay men. Troubled marriage to Maria Shriver. Customer with Heidi Fleiss. Given to groping women--almost pathologically so. Engaged in orgies and other youthful hijinks when he was a competitive weightlifter. Pot user in his youth. I've heard a few stories about him being rude to or simply blowing off fans. Linked to Vanessa Williams.

Scott, Seann William. FOD, and quite the little minx in high school. Linked with the Rock and Justin Timberlake.

Seinfeld, Jerry. Comedian who is humorless about his penchant for young/under-age women. Former $cientologist. Linked with Tawny Kitaen and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Seymour, Stephanie. Had collagen injected into her lips; supposedly a plane ride made them explode. Linked with Warren Beatty and Axl Rose (who beat her).

Sheen, Charlie. Claims to be a born-again Christian; former (and possibly current) regular at Hollywood brothels and with Hollywood prostitutes. Never graduated from high school. Really bad poet. Treats his women badly. Drug user/abuser. Linked with Corey Haim (?!), Ginger Lynn, Kelly Preston, Denise Richards, and Winona Ryder.

Shields, Brooke. Very had to work for: "Nothing is ever good enough for Princess." Bi______. Bizarre and currently fractured relationship with her domineering mother. Claimed virginity long past anyone thought it likely or possible, especially those at Princeton who knew of her relationship with Dean Cain. Was paid by Michael Jackson and George Michael to act the beard for them. A harridan for a mother. Very friendly and polite in person. Also linked with Andre Agassi, Prince Albert of Monaco, Dodi al Fayeed, Woody Harrelson, John-John Kennedy, Julian Lennon, George Michael (beard duty), Liam Neeson, David Strickland, and John Travolta.

Shore, Pauly. Really is as stupid as he appears to be, and far more unpleasant. Customer at Heidi Fleiss' brothel.

Simon, Paul. Humorless personality. Failed marriage to Carrie Fisher. Currently married to Edie Brickell. Linked with Shelley Duvall and various nameless boys.

Smith, Anna Nicole, The Widow (TWANS). Never graduated from high school. Former prostitute & stripper; recovering (current?) alcohol & drug addict. Breast implants. Several beers short of a six-pack. Has had l______ affairs. Married an old man to get his money; a spendthrift. Just a sad, pitiful woman. Linked with Robin Leach and Donald Trump. huh?

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