Thursday, April 14, 2016

vintage tea part 7

this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)


Jackman, Hugh. mmmmMM! Very nice guy, humble and faithful to his wife. (Although, sad to say, I'm hearing rumors that pre-marriage he was a bed-hopping slut. *sigh*) (I've also heard the opposite, which I'd much prefer to be true). Possibly a little too friendly with John Travolta. (NOOOO!) Current word in NYC is that Hugh is discreetly shagging his 24 year old male assistant, though I've had some Broadway types tell me that he's just queer-friendly and a fag-stag.

Jackson, Janet. Bi______ with an insatiable sexual appetiteBreast implants. Reportedly mentally & emotionally unstable; abused/neglected as a child, which might explain that. Multiple rumored pregnancies and one child by former husband De Barge who she refuses to admit to. Very much the diva. Has herpes. Size queen. Linked with Paula Abdul, Matthew McConaughey, Robert De Niro, Justin Timberlake, and Q-Tip.

Jackson, Michael. Pedophile. Former Jehovah's Witness. General freak. Has had numerous operations on his face. Over 40 years old (same age as Prince, BION) and so can no longer blame his many problems on his messed-up childhood. Paid $150K to a witch doctor to put a curse on Steven Spielberg. Strange relationships with Macauley Culkin, Corey Feldman, Emmanuel Lewis, Tatum O'Neal, Lisa Marie Presley, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor, and his ex-wife, who he never lived with and who got pregnant from him via artificial insemination.

Jackson, Samuel L. Recovering drug addict. Is rumored to have occasionally made use of escort services in NYC. Male escort services. :-(

Jay-Z. Bi______. Nice guy. Reported to be HIV+. Linked with Beyonce.

John, Elton. Openly gay. Recovering drug & alcohol addict. "His tantrums are legendary." Linked with Eminem (hard to believe, I know).

Johnson, Don. Unpleasant, conceited personality (From e-mail: "'Raging asshole' is closer to the truth"). Former and most likely current drunkard and drug addict; reportedly introduced yasmine Beeth to coke. Hygienically challenged. Has made use of hookers in the past. Linked with his teen co-star--not his first case of statutory rape, either. Has been seen shopping for sex toys with a male companion. Given to groping women. Money launderer. Linked with Patti D'Arbanville, Pamela Des Barres, iasmine Bleeth, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Ann Miller, Sal Mineo, Barbra Streisand, and Uma Thurman.

Johnson, Lyndon Baines. "He would screw anything that would crawl." Hired beautiful "secretaries" while President just to have someone to regularly shtup; had one of his aides pimp pretty women seen in crowds for him. Used the power of the Presidency to enrich himself. Actually enjoyed getting under people's skin.

Johnson, Magic. Slut. Pathologically cheated and cheats on his wife. Continues to sleep (sans protection) with random women even after developing AIDS. :-/

Jolie, Angelina. Deadbeat. B_______. "Tempestuous." "Earning herself a reputation as a homewrecker." Likes to cut herself before sex. Drug user. When not in a relationship, will make do with her male friends. Linked with Antonio Banderas, Nicholas Cage, Colin Farrell, Ethan Hawke, Timothy Hutton, Jenni Shimizu, Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Bob Thornton, and her own brother (!!!).

JonesJeffrey. Likes young teenaged boys.

JonesTom. B_______. Reportedly raped Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson. Linked with Mary Wilson (of the Supremes).

Kelly, Gene. Jerk, and reportedly a FOD. fod=gay Sent money to the IRA.

Kelly, Grace. "Sexual tyrannosaurus." Rumored to be a drunk and anti-Semite. Once shared an apartment with another woman--a one-bedroom, one-bed apartment. Linked with Jean-Pierre Aumont, Oleg Cassini, Gary Cooper, Bing Crosby, Clark Gable, Cary Grant, William Holden, Aly Khan, Ray Milland, David Niven, Prince Rainier (in a very unhappy marriage), Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, Frank Sinatra, Jimmy Stewart, and Spencer Tracy.

Kelly, R. Had an affair with Aaliyah when she was only 15. Is into three-ways and sex with underage women. Collects child porn. "Into water sports." Putz. "Loves to toss that salad."

Kennedy, John F. Cheated on Jackie with anything that came within 50 feet of him. Bad in bed. Poorly endowed. Typical Kennedy (read: schmuck) when it came to women. Linked with Joan Crawford, Angie Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich, Judy Exner (who was also a Mafia man's woman), Zsa Zsa Gabor, Sonja Henie, Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Lee Remick, Norma Shearer, Blaze Starr, and Gene Tierney.

Kennedy, Joseph P. Father to JFK. Fascist. Nazi sympathizer. Bootlegger. Fixer of elections. Cheated on long-suffering wife with Marion Davies, Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, and Gloria Swanson.

Kennedy, Robert F. Linked with Candice Bergen, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, and Rudolf Nureyev (in a phone both, of all places).

Kennedy, Ted. Drunkard. Failed marriage behind him. Rampant horndog. Killed a woman in accident and tried to cover it up. One of Washington's biggest sluts.

Kidd, Jason. Wife beater (yes, still), and spreader of herpes to groupies

Kilborn, Craig. Empty-headed, arrogant, smug, sexually-harassing asshole. Refuses to admit he has a child by a black woman.

Klein, Calvin. HIV+.

Ladd, Alan. Died of an "accidental" overdose of alcohol and sedatives.

Landers, Ann. She and her sister gave their all for the troops on leave during WW2. Sometimes they gave their all at the same time, in the same room, with two different men.

Landis, Carole. Committed suicide because of Rex Harrison, with whom she was linked.

Landon, Michael. Pious, sanctimonious hypocrite. Philandering boozebag.

Lauer, Matt. Quintessential talking head--and not in a good way. Has a problem with flatulence due to excessive intake of Vitamin C. May have used coke in the past.

Lawford, Peter. Drunk. Drug user. Acted as panderer for JFK. Raised as a girl until the age of 9; abused as a child by his nanny. Linked with Lucille Ball, Dorothy Dandridge, Ava Gardner, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth, Kim Novak, Nancy Davis Reagan, Elizabeth Taylor and Lana Turner.

Lawrence, Martin. Unpleasant personality. Sexually harassed female costar of his show. Given to very public bursts of insanity. Statutory rapist; violated the Mann Act. Diva who thinks he's above petty things like rehearsals.

Lawrence, T. E. (You know, "of Arabia.") Enjoyed being whipped with a birch. Rumored to be gay, if deeply repressed.

LeBlanc, Matt. Closeted Friend of Dorothy. Rude and a jerk.

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