Saturday, October 13, 2018

Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

i was WAY too excited when I heard there was a Showgirls 2, #1 being one of my favorite movies ever. even before clicking play i can see the budget for this movie had to have been $50 but i am ready. first 3 minutes & Penny says "i'm not a stripper i'm a dancer !" 3 times. this is painful.i was always confused why they cast glenn plummer in the 1st one & now even more confused that he's in the 2nd.for why? its like they were looking for the most unattractive non dancing "dancer" they could find.

i think my problem isnt that i wanted to watch this but that i watched it while sober.it feels like the script was written by someone who does not know english.with every new character i think "are they playing crackheads or are they crackheads in real life?". s2 is odd because when actors get a little power they usually make their dumb characters smarter in the sequel like "bill & ted's bogus journey" but rena riffel doubled down & made penny even dumber.i think john waters should have directed this, he is the only one who couldve made it entertaining.

showgirls 2 is 20 different plots & none of them make sense.its not campy & not funny(intentional or otherwise).halfway through & i just assumed the plot would be like the crow & penny would be some sort of avenging angel but that didnt happen. ok, now i officially hate myself.she did a lesbian recreation of that infamous pool sex scene.

the outfits are bad,the script is bad, & the acting is worse. i cant recommend this at all

Friday, October 5, 2018

the homeless problem

i was watching a 1950s documentary about a levittown type neighborhood that had 1 black family move in(its on youtube & i'm too lazy to google the link but very interesting if you find it,lol). anyhoo, ALL the white neighbors were PISSED! how dare black people ruin our community by living anywhere they want blahblahblah. the "best" part is when one of the white neighbors says something like "how will i know i am better if they can afford what we can?". this article reminded me of that.

there is absolutely no reason why any american should be homeless,we pay more than enough in taxes to take care of all our(legal) citizens & lord knows politicians/billionaires have enough money to help. but how will they know they are better if everyone is housed & fed? how will they know they are "superior" if they cant hold their nose while walking past a homeless person? so things will never change.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

the dinner date

so i meet this attractive,older millionaire & we decide to go to spago for our first date.i put on a cute & modest high neck $50 dress & make sure my hair/makeup looks nice.not over the top but definitely appropriate for the occasion.

during our date 4 people came up to compliment me on my beautiful dress,one woman saying that i looked like a vintage movie star.i can see my date is getting pissed. he complains that everyone is complimenting me but not him(he's wearing a t-shirt & jeans, nothing fancy).i tell him he should've warned me that HE wanted to be the pretty one."i can ugly myself up so you can shine, you just have to let me know in advance!". afterwards he gets upset because my boobs are "too big" & "stick out too much".never in my life have a heard a man complain about breasts being too big. how sway?

i tried to contact him later but he basically blew me off.oh well.i guess i'll be single until i die if this is the best men can do..........

Friday, September 14, 2018

Crimson Petal and the White

Crimson Petal and the White is a book about an 1870s prostitute named Sugar.  romola garai is SOOOOO untalented & hard to look at.it won all sorts of awards for the makeup but i dont understand,its very badly applied(i get shes supposed to be sickly & pale from working at night but she looks like a corpse).

they cast a lot of male comedians(mark gatiss & chris o'dowd) but it doesnt make sense because its not a comedy.the men are disappointing but shirley henderson is very talented. amanda hale plays a crazy woman(as usual) & steals every scene she is in. the plot is sort of weird because you have to guess what romolas motivation is because she cannot act.


Wednesday, August 29, 2018

gangs of new york

i havent watched gangs of new york since it came out.i remember being in the theater & blown away by daniel day lewis & confused why they cast the obviously too modern cameron diaz.i still have a collection of herbert asburys books hidden in a box somewhere,i highly recommend them if you like gossipy messy history.

that being said,the movie didnt hold up very well.it felt like it was 6 hours long & it really shouldve been 2 separate movies.the "irish" accents were all over the place & cameron always seems so late 1990s to me. leonardo dicaprios weave irked me & was pretty distracting(plus i dgaf about his motivations, his accent was terrible, & his acting wasnt that good).its hard to outshine ddl so i didnt expect much from the rest of the cast.

history always repeats itself & this movie is a very good example of that. ddl & the "native americans" aka white people are upset because the immigrants are taking over.the unwashed masses start rioting because of the draft & instead of going after the rich who buy their way out of the war(there is one scene where Scorsese plays the 1% but i'm pretty sure the majority of those killed were poor), they take their flat funky asses over to the black orphans home to burn that down. their riot against the draft/immigration consists of them killing american born black people because you know how much power black people have over everything(& especially then when most were still slaves). sound familiar?

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Lindsay Lohan is still trash

its pretty obvious Lindsay Lohan was abused as a child & her parents dgaf about her well being.for someone who was so rich & famous she had a rough life but that is no excuse. if she were black she wouldve been cancelled the 1st time she was caught with drugs but since she is white she will continue to fail upwards & get MANY opportunities to work in the entertainment industry(even though she was never talented & looks 20 years older than her real age).

to promote her new reality show, she decided to insult victims of abuse(as if she wasnt one herself).

hohan on abuse & sexual harassment: "You make it a real thing by making it a police report. I’m going to really hate myself for saying this, but I think by women speaking against these things, it makes them look weak" thats bizarre. pretty sure she never contacted the cops after she said her last fiance Egor beat her.

"You have these girls who come out, who don’t even know who they are, who do it for the attention". hmmmmmmmmmm, sounds familiar

“I had a fight with my ex on this very beach. What did I do? Nothing”.i guess she just called herself an attention seeking weakling






Thursday, July 12, 2018

the scandal siblings

this heaux scandal with the siblings is about to get REAL messy.you thought it was just a title but it was a way of life for those girls. pre "fame" they were hookers & ended up stabbing a single father before stealing $15,000 from him(to pay for all that plastic surgery).they even thought it was a good idea to hold his child for hostage to get even more money out of him.

Monday, July 2, 2018

the singer & the comedian

that singer with the same tired hairstyle is marrying the unattractive comedian because they both loves drugs,not each other. she dabbled in cocaine before they met & he introduced her to his fave meth.this should get interesting pretty soon.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

the italian guy

i find history to be fascinating & the fact that it repeats(& most people are too stupid to see it) is the most fascinating part of it.

the hoi polloi vote for a funny looking moron who says he will save white people while getting rid of the rest. the internment camps that used to house our asian neighbors are now filled with mexican children.

i was talking to this young guy about his father. he said in the 1970s white people were still calling his obviously white italian father a n!gger. the son was SO upset about it but it seemed like the problem was less with the disrespect but more that his dad was treated like a black person. now that i'm thinking about it, i've never heard of a black/italian alliance even though we were all discriminated against(& called the same slurs). once italians became white i guess they "forgot". latinx will be white in the next decade but who will be let into the fold after them?

i see some poc are happy that white people will soon be the minority in america but i dont see that as a happy ending.unfortunately it is the beginning of the end of the american empire(not to say that white people are superior or that we need them to succeed). america has turned into a sh!thole country as your president says. the jobs pay nothing, the rent is sky high, & hoovervilles (trumpvilles?) are on every block here in hollywood. the powers that be imported people from 3rd world countries to make ours a 3rd world country.the ruling families will have spanish sounding names but the discrimination & racism will be the same.there is no poc alliance & i am not hopeful that trading one "master race" in charge for another will be an improvement.it makes me sad for what could have been, the utopia we could have made together. did hope & progress die with kennedy or lincoln?



Thursday, May 31, 2018

upgrade

i was at another premiere & i overheard some industry guys talking about blumhouse & how horrible their movies are(i wont go into details but they were savage). last night i got to experience my first blumhouse film called "upgrade".

i HATE action movies but i love betty gabriel(who is a gorgeous girl irl but is always "uglied" up by the hair/makeup people on set for some reason) & logan marshall green is a stone cold fox.i ended up sitting in front of logan but i knew if i turned around & saw those lips there was no way i'd want to watch the movie instead so i never saw him. :-(

it pains me to say this because i want to enjoy many years of logan marshall green nude scenes & closeups of that pout but homeboy cannot act & has no charisma.he mumbles & covers up that pretty face with a gross beard all the time. harrison gilbertson plays an elon musk ripoff(was he supposed to be creepy? with all the mumbling i didnt know what his characters name was so i had to google-fu, turns out its "eron"). benedict hardie had a small role & ended up stealing the entire movie.

its set in the future(?) but everybody is dressed like its 2010.weird choice to make.even the sets arent that futuristic so its bizarre.the tone was the most jarring.so many dumb jokes like they were aiming to 12 year old boys who never saw the terminator.it shouldve been much darker, angrier, less "funny".the screening started at 7pm & i was yawning throughout(i usually go to sleep at 1am). i cant recommend this movie even though hardie was great. issa mess but i'm sure it will be a blockbuster because idiocracy was a documentary