Thursday, April 28, 2016

vintage tea part 9

this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)


Maher, Bill. Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.  no comment

Majors, Lee. "The six million dollar homosexual."

Malle, Louis. Liked little boys. Married to Candice Bergen and cheated on her, the putz. Linked with Brigitte Bardot, Jeanne Moreau, and Susan Sarandon.

Margaret, Princess. Chock full o'prejudices: Anti-Indian, Anti-Irish, Anti-Semite. Linked to Mick Jagger, Peter Sellers, & Danny Kaye.

Matthews, Dave. Bi_______, but not currently playing the field. "Into receiving golden showers from young female fans.  Once had to cancel a large section of one tour after being diagnosed with a yeast infection in his throat.  Ewww!" nasty (Yeah, really).

McConaughey, Matthew. Self-absorbed jerk. Possible FOD fod=gay. Pothead. Horndog, and by one account a rapist who stalked and terrorised a woman from 1993-2000. Hygienically challenged. Formerly with Sandra Bullock, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson, and Ashley Judd.

McDowall, Roddy. FOD. Rumored to be able to pleasure himself orally, and willing to do so at parties. Well loved by everyone who worked with him. Linked with James Dean and Farley Granger.

McMahon, Vince. (The pro rasslin guy). Bisexual. Linked with HHH, Shawn Michaels, and whatever other ringboys and jobbers he can bribe, persuade, or coerce to submit to his lizardy pawing and no doubt amateurish, if undoubtedly mercifully brief, coitus.

Moss, Kate. Drug user. "Was severely sexually abused as a child, and she can't reach orgasm with anyone now." Bisexual. Linked with Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jade JaggerLenny Kravitz, Jude & Sadie Law (together, naturally), and Billy Zane.

Mullally, Megan. Openly B_______. (Oh, be still my heart!) Rumored to have a bad attitude toward fans (although I've received some e-mails talking about what a nice woman she is). Her drinking problem is becoming more pronounced. Linked with Debbie Reynolds. wut?

Nesmith, Mike. "His mother actually did invent liquid paper, which netted him $30 million dollars when she died.  He's a control freak, stemming from early poor days of selling pots of correction fluid business-door-to-door and only eating that night if successful."

Nicholson, Jack. Insane. Physically abusive towards womenReportedly enjoyably zany half the time and incredibly insufferable the other half of the time. Reputed drug user (enormous quantities). Slut; reportedly competed (competes?) with Warren Beatty for most women rogered. Regular at certain Hollywood brothels; likes multiples. Grew up believing his grandmother was his mother and his mother was his sister. Is reported to have a large collection of very hardcore pornography (and worse). Linked with Drew Barrymore (at a very young age), Candice Bergen, Lara Flynn Boyle, Janice Dickinson, Faye Dunaway, Anjelica Huston, Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, Madonna, Michelle Phillips, Meryl Streep, and Margaret Trudeau.

Nicks, Stevie. Egotist. Is to fashion what Mike Tyson is to civilised behaviour. Claims she hasn't had sex with a man since 1994. Bi______. Big cokehead, but is afraid that it will damage her vocal chords and so has her assistant blow it into her anally. (Isn't that grotesquely delicious gossip?) In re: that last item, during the 1970s she'd give herself coke/water enemas. Is apparently known for her oral skills. (Could any man be that desperate?)

Nielsen, Brigitte. Breast implants. Failed marriage to Sly Stallone. L_____. Can be had if you've got the money. "Worked as a professional dominatrix in Germany for three years before coming to the States."

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