i haven't watched Pillion yet but I am 300% sure colin should have been played by ewan mitchell. harry melling is so aggressively unattractive that idk if im going to be able to enjoy the sex scenes.
30 minutes later melling is wearing an assless ensemble and I get even sadder of what could have been .
i love the fact that Alexander Skarsgård could do all of this irl so easily (if he wanted). who would say no to being askars sex slave? it doesn't make sense how askars could even be so fine.
this movie is so cringe. melling isn't doing a bad job but there is such a ewan shaped hole here(yes im obsessed , and yes i am right).
"how did you get a man like that?". indeed
that "buffet" in the middle of the woods is making me feel some sort of way.i love the fact that during the buffet scene i was wondering how they reinforced the tables to hold multiple men(also if that was a stunt dick).i would think askars would choose to wear a gigantic prosthetic (for the lulz) but I guess not?
i love how every character just goes on and on about how attractive askars is.
i thought the ending was going to piss me off but it was cute
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