Eden 2025 ron howard movie review

 ive been waiting a while for this to come out. its a very weird true story but i dont believe that ron howard will tell it. it shows exactly how destructive & evil whites can be when they think they wont get caught but i dont think he will go there. im sure he will blame it on the women instead of getting to what the real problem was and is.

ok,lets go!

sydney sweeney is so unfortunate looking & her not wearing makeup isnt really helping. im going to assume shes trying to do a german accent? idk. they shouldve just cast a german woman cause this aint it. also if all 5 are german why is only sydney the one with the struggle "german" accent?

i really cant imagine how shitty it would be if you moved to an empty island then 50/11 random whites started showing up.

i feel like i should be happier seeing jude law go full frontal but this movie is pissing me off. plus where tf did jude get such a nice ass from? when did this happen???? i cant even enjoy jude being double cheeked up because this movie is so bad. i refuse to google what accent ana de armas is trying to do. i will just assume because she is a fake aristocrat that it is a fake accent cause......

the "beautiful" "baroness"

& of course, now the part where he blames all of this on women start. i get that most of this is just fiction to create drama but how big of an idiot do you have to be to steal when you know there are only 2 other people(that they know would not steal from them)? i HATE historical fiction so this is my fault for watching this. i hoped that ron howard would tell the actual story not just the normal "women are bad and men are the best" propaganda.

this fool is using a filthy spoon to dig out her placenta. it is never that serious. at that point, just let me die because i am too big of an idiot to live anymore.

the problem with this is that whites arent going to see it as a cautionary tale. they will watch this stupid movie then try to recreate it in a 3rd world country.

not the baroness saying the only cure she needs is some good dick(i feel her but still.....). its a 2 hour movie & its taken me over 4 hours to watch it(& its still not at the end).

finally finished it 7 hours later. was it worth it? of course not. vanessa kirby & ana was wasted.