ive been putting this off for a while now.i hate kristen stewart but i love robert pattinson. the only way i can watch this is not sober so thats what i am. jacobs wiglet makes me stabby. all the "teen" vampires look 35. i wasnt expecting the dialog to be good but this is so cringe. its like they cast the oldest, ugliest, non acting-est white "actors" they could find. all the vampires in the geisha makeup is making me feel some sort of way.
this fan scene is a mess. i can see why rpattz refuses to talk about these movies. im confused why everybody is dressed like its 1995? none of this is cute & the wigs are so cheap. i knew it was going to be stupid but this is insane! did people actually take this seriously when it came out? everything is so aggressively mediocre(im sure thats why it was so popular with whites).
it irks me when vampires can be out in the sunlight.
i love the fact that i had no idea they made this many twilight movies. its just not believable that a vampire(,wolf, any kind of monster, etc) would hide out in a small town or choose to pretend to be a high school student. an adult would have more freedom & less people would notice they werent growing up. not all the vampires wanting to eat bella out. this movie is gross on so many different levels. it ended like they just ran out of film.
Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
the vampire geisha makeup is a little better but still tragic. jacob still walking around with a $20 synthetic wiglet plopped on his head. its pissing me off that the vampires are corny/creepy but not sexy.
i get that this is for tweens/teens but its so aggressively stupid. kstew cant act. like at all. so edward loves bella so much he leaves her alone in the woods in a town she just moved to? cool cool.
i just frowned the entire movie
i just dont understand how these movies were popular. kstew still cant act.
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
if my life depended on it,i could not tell you what the plots of these movies are. its like they are so boring i forget what i saw as soon as its over.
im getting pretty tired of the "i only kill evil men" trope.
did this fool make a sex joke at the wedding or??????? so anna kendricks character is a hater but bella stays inviting her? i cant stand a passive aggressive betch. everybody should be thankful im not in charge cause none of those heaux wouldve gotten an invite.
all this focus on bellas vagina is making me queasy. so he banged her so hard he broke all the furniture in the room(but not her vagina?)????????
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cool cool
taylor lautner is fine af.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
now had i known my future gay husband lee pace was in this i wouldve watched it years ago.
kstew is just so aggressively bland. i am crying,this is so stupid. now i have to name my child nessie.
i cant pretend to care about any of this.i was already pissed when i started to watch this & the end is absolutely about to piss me off.
michael sheens wiglet is about to fly off but im loving how much cvnt he has been serving. its like he's in a whole different(better) movie. jamie campbell bower shouldve been the next big thing. im confused why the ending credits has to be an hour long. most of these actors were seen longer in the credits than the actual movie
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