cop rock 1990 tv show review

 

i vaguely remember watching cop rock as a child & thinking this was the absolute worst so i have no idea why i am trying to watch it again. i love musicals but HATE modern musicals & cop shows. lets see if i can get through this sober.

im pleasantly surprised how good some of these singers are but this is VERY boring and I don't think I will be able to watch the whole season .

in the 1st episode ,a white junkie sells her baby for $200 & i turn it off .im sure the rest of the season will be her fake crying while trying to get the baby back and my head is hurting just thinking about it . 

the premise is interesting , the execution is atrocious. i can see why this is still talked about 

i took some time off,then i tried to watch it again.i have insomnia & i fell asleep during 3 episodes. its boring & lame & there isnt even cute costumes(or actors) to look at.

The Running Man 1987 vs 2025

 

1987

my mom was OBSESSED with arnold schwarzenegger so ive seen all of his movies & The Running Man was one of my favorites.i forgot how nice his body was .

i love how this is "in the future in 2017" but everything is so completely 1980s. like they didn't even try . i really don't think any actor can do better than richard dawson as killian.

unfortunately a lot of this story is going to go over heads(just like the original). just bread and circuses until it's time for you to run.

them saying amber deserved to die because she had sex with 3 men in a year is hilarious . i wonder what they are going to change that to in the remake? 3000 men, a dog, a transman, and a donkey ?

not the bad guys showing up in what looks like a tesla. the 1980s really was a spectacular decade for fashion and entertainment . im sure the cocaine was incredible.......

i don't even like action movies but this is great.i love how arnold shouldn't work as an actor yet he was the best 1980s movie star(i said what I said )

2025

it's very cute of them to put arnold on their money. hopefully he will have some lines. obviously the black wife is pandering but black women rarely get pandered to so i will allow it. glen powell is very good looking but him playing an angry bad ass is making me uncomfortable. he should stick to romcoms and comedies. too many people have lied and said he was the next tom cruise when that isn't even his lane. 

colman domingo is so smooth.

this movie is very boring and I am now playing on my phone .

i love how even glen was mad they covered up lee paces gorgeous face. it really makes no sense. this wasn't as good as the original but the ending did make me put my phone down 

The Forsytes 2026

 

i have seen every Forsyte tv show &  movie ever made. do i enjoy it? absolutely not. why do i keep watching them? i have no idea!

this really has been done to death & the story isnt interesting at all. there are so many great books that dont have a show or movie but they insist on remaking this every decade.

i feel like these beards are glued on. soames is kinda fine.i guess i will watch this for him.

its boring but the end is VERY spicy. i wonder why this "new" storyline was not put in the other movies/shows. 

Anne Rice's Talamasca: The Secret Order review

 

ive been watching Anne Rice's Mayfair Witches recently. its ok but im pissed that all these shows are coming out after anne died. we couldve had so much more, better shows had they done them while she could write them specifically to be television.

im not interested in the Talamasca at all but i have an hour to waste so lets go.

im loving elizabeth mcgovern in her crone era but her accent is all over the place.they should have just hired an english actress. 10 minutes in & im already bored. these actors are giving absolutely nothing. i dont want to see eric bogosian in interview with the vampire & i ABSOLUTELY dont want to see him in this, either.

20 minutes in & ive turned it off to watch something else.

jason schwartzman playing a mincing gay vampire is a choice.

i spent the last 20 minutes of this episode eating peanut butter. this is boring & not very original. i doubt that i will watch the other episodes.

Dracula: A Love Tale review

everybody involved with this should be ashamed . luc besson basically just remade coppolas dracula(music and all ) and for what ? they even stole the name elizabeta(not his real wifes name ). im confused why you would remake a classic with less talented and less attractive actors .

it's damn near a shot by shot remake. who asked for this ? my head is now hurting. the white lead actress has big fake lips because of course she does. plus the other actress with the modern american valley girl accent in 1880s europe.

dracula is walking around in the daytime but the other vampire fried when they put her in the sunlight :-/. this movie is very french(thats not a compliment ). it's ridiculous but not smart enough to be camp.

now the vampire that fried when they put her in the sunlight can stand in the sunlight  :-/. 

The Paper 2025 tv show review

Domhnall Gleeson is the most irish looking irish guy, with a bad american accent, is pissing me off. the fact that they brought back oscar who did absolutely nothing in the office & not stanley who begged to come back is making me feel some sort of way(i guess they figured 3 black actors were way too much).i had no interest in watching "The Paper" but im slightly sick & need to waste some time while my cakes cool down(is that a metaphor? who knows).

the american office was not a great show & it was only better than the original uk version because of Steve Carell & Rainn Wilson (argue with ya mama). i dont have high hopes for this though i do love Sabrina Impacciatore & she really is the only reason why i am still watching. im laughing once per episode.

the catfish episode pissed me off but the ending was spectacular. they need to stop fucking with my girl esmeralda.

they already decided to give it a second season before the 1st was even on tv but its really not worth watching

Americathon 1998 1979

 

i love wacky futuristic movies like this from the 1970s.i ended up falling asleep from not being sober the 1st time i watched last night but this is a REALLY good movie even though this wont be a good review(i went back to the dr today & still drugged up from that but i had to share this lol).

americathon starts off with everybody living in cars, not driving them because gas/housing is too expensive (sounds like real life in 4 months). the president is a moron( sound familiar?) and everybody is broke. one scene talks of a new reality show were males with small penii are made fun of. or the other tv show where the child & dad crossdress together. its sad that what they thought was unbelievable is our actual reality. 

the tuxedo tracksuit is taking me out. Zane Buzby is the baddest of bitches & shouldve gotten an oscar for this.

they sold san diego to the mexicans. no comment on that. 

twilight saga films review 2008 2009 2010 2012

 twilight 2008

ive been putting this off for a while now.i hate kristen stewart but i love robert pattinson. the only way i can watch this is not sober so thats what i am. jacobs wiglet makes me stabby. all the "teen" vampires look 35. i wasnt expecting the dialog to be good but this is so cringe. its like they cast the oldest, ugliest, non acting-est white "actors" they could find. all the vampires in the geisha makeup is making me feel some sort of way.

this fan scene is a mess. i can see why rpattz refuses to talk about these movies. im confused why everybody is dressed like its 1995? none of this is cute & the wigs are so cheap. i knew it was going to be stupid but this is insane! did people actually take this seriously when it came out? everything is so aggressively mediocre(im sure thats why it was so popular with whites).

it irks me when vampires can be out in the sunlight.

i love the fact that i had no idea they made this many twilight movies. its just not believable that a vampire(,wolf, any kind of monster, etc) would hide out in a small town or choose to pretend to be a high school student. an adult would have more freedom & less people would notice they werent growing up. not all the vampires wanting to eat bella out. this movie is gross on so many different levels. it ended like they just ran out of film.

Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

the vampire geisha makeup is a little better but still tragic. jacob still walking around with a $20 synthetic wiglet plopped on his head. its pissing me off that the vampires are corny/creepy but not sexy. 

i get that this is for tweens/teens but its so aggressively stupid. kstew cant act. like at all. so edward loves bella so much he leaves her alone in the woods in a town she just moved to? cool cool.

i just frowned the entire movie

Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

 i just dont understand how these movies were popular. kstew still cant act. 

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

if my life depended on it,i could not tell you what the plots of these movies are. its like they are so boring i forget what i saw as soon as its over.

im getting pretty tired of the "i only kill evil men" trope.

did this fool make a sex joke at the wedding or??????? so anna kendricks character is a hater but bella stays inviting her? i cant stand a passive aggressive betch. everybody should be thankful im not in charge cause none of those heaux wouldve gotten an invite.

all this focus on bellas vagina is making me queasy. so he banged her so hard he broke all the furniture in the room(but not her vagina?)????????

k

cool cool

taylor lautner is fine af.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

now had i known my future gay husband lee pace was in this i wouldve watched it years ago.

kstew is just so aggressively bland. i am crying,this is so stupid. now i have to name my child nessie.

i cant pretend to care about any of this.i was already pissed when i started to watch this & the end is absolutely about to piss me off.

michael sheens wiglet is about to fly off but im loving how much cvnt he has been serving. its like he's in a whole different(better) movie. jamie campbell bower shouldve been the next big thing. im confused why the ending credits has to be an hour long. most of these actors were seen longer in the credits than the actual movie

Eden 2025 ron howard movie review

 ive been waiting a while for this to come out. its a very weird true story but i dont believe that ron howard will tell it. it shows exactly how destructive & evil whites can be when they think they wont get caught but i dont think he will go there. im sure he will blame it on the women instead of getting to what the real problem was and is.

ok,lets go!

sydney sweeney is so unfortunate looking & her not wearing makeup isnt really helping. im going to assume shes trying to do a german accent? idk. they shouldve just cast a german woman cause this aint it. also if all 5 are german why is only sydney the one with the struggle "german" accent?

i really cant imagine how shitty it would be if you moved to an empty island then 50/11 random whites started showing up.

i feel like i should be happier seeing jude law go full frontal but this movie is pissing me off. plus where tf did jude get such a nice ass from? when did this happen???? i cant even enjoy jude being double cheeked up because this movie is so bad. i refuse to google what accent ana de armas is trying to do. i will just assume because she is a fake aristocrat that it is a fake accent cause......

the "beautiful" "baroness"

& of course, now the part where he blames all of this on women start. i get that most of this is just fiction to create drama but how big of an idiot do you have to be to steal when you know there are only 2 other people(that they know would not steal from them)? i HATE historical fiction so this is my fault for watching this. i hoped that ron howard would tell the actual story not just the normal "women are bad and men are the best" propaganda.

this fool is using a filthy spoon to dig out her placenta. it is never that serious. at that point, just let me die because i am too big of an idiot to live anymore.

the problem with this is that whites arent going to see it as a cautionary tale. they will watch this stupid movie then try to recreate it in a 3rd world country.

not the baroness saying the only cure she needs is some good dick(i feel her but still.....). its a 2 hour movie & its taken me over 4 hours to watch it(& its still not at the end).

finally finished it 7 hours later. was it worth it? of course not. vanessa kirby & ana was wasted.

Peterloo 2018

 

i find it fascinating how someone like me who is obsessed with english history just found out about the Peterloo massacre a couple of months ago(& had i not been obsessed with Rory Kinnear, would have never heard of it at all probably). the sets & costumes are pretty accurate. everybody is poor & looks like they smell.

all of these problems are sounding suspiciously modern. i can see why this is never talked about.

maxine peake is so slept on.ive never seen her give a bad performance.

seeing all the plebs in their best clothes so calm & full of hope before they were killed makes me feel some sort of way.

i really should not have watched this movie. if it did happen like this, everybody involved(the soldiers & the rich) should have been ashamed.