Thursday, March 24, 2016

vintage tea part 4

this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)


Domingo, Placido. "Can't keep it in his pants around women."

Douglas, Kirk. "The most hated man in Hollywood." Difficult to work with (obviously). Sex addict, and was willing to physically force women to have sex with him (which is to say, he was a rapist; among his victims were Jean Seberg and Natalie Wood). Linked with Lauren Bacall, Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, Rita Hayworth, Patricia Neal, Gene Tierney, and Lana Turner.

Downey, Robert, Jr. Was a penis-lashed "human piƱata" courtesy of the other inmates in jail; made lots of new friends in his cell. Has now admitted to several same-sex episodes. Recovering and probably current drug addict. Stalks his ex-girlfriend. Never graduated from high school. Linked with Farrah Fawcett, Calista Flockhart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Winona Ryder, and Uma Thurman.

Duff, Hilary. Her mom is a racist bitch. It just may be that some of the lead vocals on Hilary's songs in Hilary's sister Hayley, rather than Hillary herself. "Diva and spoiled...many tantrums and feuds." Has (already) developed a coke problem.

Dylan, Bob. Has treated his women badly; numerous sexual diseases. Plagiarist. Linked with Joan Baez, Sheryl Crow, & Pamela Des Barres.

Eden, Barbara. Inexplicably popular in Japan. Reportedly now shopping her fading charms around for cash.

Eminem. Described as a nice guy by his friends, but his lyrics are vile and evil. Reportedly closeted very deeply and likes that back-door loving from and with men, and likes to watch men have sex with his girlfriend. Linked with Kim Basinger, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Geri Halliwell, Elton John, Gina Lynn, and Brittany Murphy.

Everett, Rupert. Openly gay; former rentboy. Into very rough S&M games and viciously harassing his ex-lovers. Linked with Beatrice Dalle.

Fiennes, Ralph. Overly impressed with himself (although I've gotten the random e-mail from waiters and the like about how nice he was to them). Left his wife for an older woman. Bi______. Has a wandering eye when his wife isn't around, and doesn't limit himself to women. Is very well hung. yum

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