donkey of the day: me

i'm at this boring party filled with black rappers and white women with horrible plastic surgery.i find a comfortable place to sit in the mansion and take it all in.

there is this cute guy with TERRIBLE hair that looks vaguely familiar.he gives me the eye. i assume he is a rapper as well,maybe that rae guy? so now i'm reading that article about lena dunham & find out the cutie with bad hair was Odell Beckham jr. i can be such a spaz at times