Monday, October 16, 2017

sharkeisha

as usual i am minding my own business when I hear some mexican teenage boys yelling towards my window.

"latoya!"
"shenaynay!"
"sharkeisha!"
"ladasha!"

they are laughing and screaming,i guess trying to get my attention.i have never talked to these boys (i didn't even talk to teen boys when I was a teenager) so I have no idea why they want to bother me.adults pass and say nothing. they stand in front of a business yelling, harassing me. the man behind the counter does nothing.

my neighbor ,abuelo, comes out drunk as usual,asses the situation , and starts to really yell my name.i wonder if he does it because he thinks it is helping or because he is trying to be racist like the boys.i pay them all dust.

later on i politely ask abuelos family to stop disrespecting me(a different issue but it is all due to racism). abuelos son in law tells me i am acting like an angry black woman stereotype.son in law is 5'3, covered in prison tattoos (i have yet to see him in a shirt and very doubtful if he owns any), pregnant stomach, with 6 kids.they all live in a small 1 bedroom apartment and have multiple dogs that they let poop in the hallway.no one has a job and the only money comes from abuelo & abuela digging through the garbage. but I am the stereotype?..............


one of the able bodied(yet non working and not trying to finish high school) sons said that I needed to show them more empathy.black people are always told to turn the other cheek no matter what.before i had ever said a word to any of them they called me all sorts of n!gger whores but i'm supposed to be the bigger person always and let the disrespect and racism fall off my back .it pains them to see me doing something positive with my life.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

blind item: the pass around

i've always had a soft spot in my heart for this actress even though she almost married my first love.she had a horrific,abusive childhood and covers it up with a bad girl facade. her director ex boyfriend decided to use her as payment to get a movie made but of course forgot to tell her that.the man in charge raped her(again?) but the movie was never filmed.the boss has also been sleeping with americas newest blonde sweetheart (yes those fappening pix were for him not her boyfriend) and damn near any famous actress under 30.all his dirt will be coming out soon

eta:i forgot about the late 1990s "notorious" blonde "it girl" that the big boss man praised then raped. she was everywhere until he paid her for damages....

Thursday, September 28, 2017

the Beguiled

i'm not a fan of sofia coppola(though i loved marie antoinette).her movies are boring and filled with bland blondes so I can see why melanin deficient people would like them.i LOVED the original Beguiled and it will be hard for cute colin farrell to out sexy clint eastwood in his prime. i'm slightly glad she cut out the female slave character.sofia seems like the type who has never had a non white friend and only thinks of poc as stereotypes she saw on tv 20 years ago.

i stan hard for nicole kidman, kirsten dunst, and colin but I already feel like this is going to be dry and drawn out and I haven't even pressed play yet.i don't understand the point of remaking great movies......

i wonder why colin is using an irish accent instead of a fake southern one.5 minutes in and i'm already bored.the day lighting is pissing me off.i get that in real life it would be that dark but this is a movie with 800 blonde white women who are too similar and I can't tell who is who.it looks like nicole got rid of some of the bad plastic surgery.now if she'd only dye her hair red and go back to being perfect.c'mon nicole pull that towel down so we all see what colin is working with!

colin is such a silver tongue devil but I feel like this should have been filmed a decade ago for it to work with the older cast.i'm not too fond of the young actresses and elle fanning has such a punchable, awkward face.i wonder why tptb decided she should be the next new thing.

circa 1990s ewan mcgregor or glen powell now would have been perfect as john.colin looks too tired /old.i don't believe that lonely women would still fight or kill for him.he's charming but not that charming.don't get me wrong,colin is sexy and a talented actor but something is missing.

without the black character it's easier to see that the beguiled is really about the duplicity of white women .pretty shady since i'm sure sofia thought it would be a love letter to white femininity.i might have to look up the original authors other books

Monday, September 25, 2017

I is famous now

I don't know why having my halloween costume pizza dress on hellogiggles is making me crack up so much.yesterday some random emailed me and begged for free clothes in exchange for "exposure". i've finally been discovered :-)

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

who benefits from sanctuary cities?

short answer: not the majority of american citizens.i have no problem with immigrants LEGALLY coming here to make a better life for themselves but there are real reasons why the laws are in place.amerikkka stays with its foot on black citizens necks yet we are supposed to turn a blind eye to actual criminals?

before I begin my ramble,do not assume i voted for drumpf or believe in maga. america was never great(trail of tears? slavery? jim crow? GI bill but only for white soldiers? segregation? war on drugs but only if done by minorities ?), so let's move on.

the only people defending illegal immigrants are millionaires and middle class and higher white people who don't have to live near them. they do it because it doesn't affect them negatively. the millionaires use them for cheap labor to undercut american employees (how dare you want overtime and workers compensation!) and the others hire them as cheap gardeners/maids then pat themselves on the back for not being racist (lolz). black people, the lower classes, and illegal immigrants are encouraged to fight for the crumbs while millionaires fuel the fights. don't you find it odd how the laws are being changed to coddle certain races of criminals while police officers get off scott free after killing innocent black citizens? i know i do.

since I live in los angeles the illegal aliens are mostly mexican so that is what I will focus on but this is not about race. in boston it is illegal irish and other places it is the haitians, italians, or indians.whatever - because the outcome is the same. los angeles spent $2 billion in tax money for welfare to illegal aliens. billion with a b and pretty sure it was just la county not the entire state.let that sink in. billions given to people who should not even be here.we can't afford to make sure every AMERICAN citizen can go to college, have affordable housing, healthy food, medical insurance, or properly take care of our mentally ill but we have billions to waste on them.

i think about how we had to share some textbooks in school or the class room that didn't have enough desks so some had to sit on the floor (eventually those kids stopped coming to class).i remember roaches in the school cafeteria and leaking roofs.too bad there was no money to help us children.

today I step over the homeless sleeping on the sidewalk.years ago they passed a law to make that legal.too bad there is no money for more shelters and mental hospitals.the homeless population increased over 30% but I guess we are supposed to ignore that.

there was also a new law so that any amount of people can live in an apartment.10 in a 1 bedroom is fine and make sure you have 2 dogs for company.i know i don't have to explain who benefits from that.it's diabolical and pretty genius if you think about it.less need for affordable housing or higher wages when you can legally cram 20 mexicans into an apartment and charge them $800 each.

i don't see any of this improving even in 20 years when mexicans are the majority and are made into honorary whites like the irish and italians before them.

Friday, September 15, 2017

bromans

so bromans is pretty much geordie shore in cheap plebs costumes (or jersey shore doing ben hur cosplay for the yanks). now why do i feel like i've found my purpose in life ? i'm hoping that there will be plenty of scenes of the big blonde getting oiled up. this show is going to be stupid,i may have to get drunk before I can watch it...........

not even 3 minutes in and the bad plastic surgery plus the polyester weaves is irking my nerves.why do all of the women need to look like trannies? can we just get rid of everyone else and focus on dino portelli's ass for the rest of the season?

the "fit geezers" get naked and I still can't see much :-/. idk, none of this is interesting and I feel like watching curb your enthusiasm reruns.not a good sign.an hour later and I am 7 minutes in.this is going to take all night . dark skin unambiguous black girlfriend wins first challenge because duh #blackexcellence. ok penis has finally been shown.i might have to watch this entire season now. slightly pissed dino's fake lipped horse faced slag was able to win him clothes.

...........and the losers get leather jock straps.now I may need to look up the other shows this production company has made.i watch way too many british television shows and I am scandalized hunty.is this the new normal? do i need to start watching more uk reality tv?

i'm not even going to mention how the un-melanated women are claiming to be under 30 yet look 45. the teenager looks like somebodys mom.19 where? in dog years? i refuse to learn any names.the only name that matters is dino. lol.

are they sleeping in the plebs office? where is the water boy water man? is this the reason why there hasn't been a new season of plebs in a billion years ? 2.5 hours later and I am almost halfway through.30 more minutes of bromans to go.

it would be much better if they didn't have electricity and modern conveniences and had to eat real ancient roman food.why half ass it? 2 seconds on google and I see "doctore" is anti feminist. he is now dead to me and my attention will go back to dino.the fey host is funny.i bet he couldn't stand any of those morons.wgaf about these challenges ?

the low class accents are KILLING me.i always find it weird when I need subtitles for native english speakers. tom has the best accent,i could listen to him talk for hours.last 3 minutes and of course pretty glenn and 50 year old "teenage" summer need to go but it's pretty smart for the bigger ,stronger men to vote to keep him (only to give themselves a better chance to win later).i feel like that isn't the last we will see of sophii(?wtf?). there needs to be some kind of villainess and the other girls are very boring


Friday, August 11, 2017

Dallas does the UK

so today I did a top secret reality television show with a famous english "comedian".i said that it would be them making fun of us and laughing at the stupid americans for not knowing who this "comedian" was (and i was right as usual).i used a fake name and filled out the confidentiality form with the fake name and no one checked my id so I could spill the entire episode if I were a see you next tuesday.

trust me,you don't care about any of this.i am only posting this so the 3 of you who watch his show won't be confused when I pop up as a character.i ended up giving him a donald dump trump poop emoji pin off camera so if you see this "comedian" wearing tronald dump jewelry know that he did not get it off of my dead body

Monday, July 31, 2017

blind item: the beautiful rockstar everybody hates

a guy drove his 14 year old sister 2 hours to see this rockstar play in person.my nickname for him was liz so I will call him that now. liz had a couple of hits but they were only popular because liz was so pretty.

anyhoo,the guy stops to get fast food and there is a tour bus in the parking lot.they go in to find liz and his band and the little girl tells him how much she loves their music and how long the drive was. liz makes fun of the girl and she starts to cry.she begs her brother to drive her home and throws away the concert tickets.

fast forward to when I meet liz through my rockstar ex boyfriend "elvis". he allows liz to do a cover of his song and we go to the recording studio to hear it.the entire ride elvis is complaining about how liz has no talent and how he will ruin his song. elvis asks me to tell liz his version of the song sucks (this is before either of us had heard it).of course I say no and elvis is upset i will not do his dirty work.

we have to drag elvis out of the car. liz goes on and on about how elvis is his idol and playing his song was the highlight of his life.we listen to 10 seconds of the song (it is terrible) and elvis starts to kiss ass,talking about how wonderful the band is.he gets up and drags me out of there.the entire ride home elvis is mad because I refused to insult liz

Friday, July 28, 2017

ruckpack energizer shot

i have been SO busy this year trying to get my life together.my days are at least 12 hours working with 1 or 2 events at night.I get very little sleep due to insomnia + annoying neighbors.i try not to drink more than 2 cups of coffee per day so I was excited to try the ruckpack energizer shot.

it comes in a little tube and is VERY concentrated.it tastes like fruit juice and I add it to a huge glass of ice water.most energy drinks make me jittery but ruckpack doesnt.you can try it for yourself here and use this promo code BB078 for 20% off .