Friday, February 17, 2017

billions review?

so I get an invitation to see the first 2 episodes of Billions this season.i have no idea what is is about but I rsvp and get a confirmation.the doors open at 6:30,starts at 7.i get there at 6:45 and there are 20 people in line.someone says "sorry we are all booked up" and the crowd turns around and goes home.

i really do hate badly planned events.of course I missed my other event wasting time hauling @ss to that "screening".plus i still have no idea what is is about

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

microaggression of the day: mickey ds edition

it is super early and running on little sleep,i am at mcdonalds. i stand in the back right holding my receipt while the register is upfront on the left. 5 mexicans under 5'2 walk in and huddle an inch behind me.

the guy at the counter says next and one of the men puts his hand on my back and shoves me.i turn around, the guy is about 40 and 4'8 aka he should have known better.i show the receipt and they walk forward to the left. no sorry ,no excuse me.

he tried it on a good day. I was exhausted and just wanted to go home so I didn't knock him into next week like I should have.only 1 guy touched me and only 1 sexually harassed me so I guess it was a good day

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Werewolf Bitches from Outer Space

first impressions while watching Werewolf Bitches from Outer Space is that you cannot make a cult classic on purpose. although i find Shock Treatment to be a better movie than  The Rocky Horror Picture Show  , you can tell they were trying so hard.i have no problem with low budget kitsch either ,Vegas In Space being another favorite but this is not funny or campy though I did enjoy the dog.it takes more than saying uranus over and over to make a comedy.not even 10 minutes in and we get a black crackhead prostitute. really?

i am annoyed by the on purpose bad acting.the movie is less than 2 hours long but i've been trying to watch it for 3. this is going to take all night. and now we get the black homeless crackhead guy. great. are you sure you don't want him eating fried chicken while he says his lines? 6 hours in and 1 actual hour of the movie left .i just took my sleeping pills but this is going to be painful. still no sign of Janeane Garofalo,i guess she will be in the last 2 minutes .

so I was wrong ,she was in 3 minutes of the film.i laughed exactly once.it's not the worst movie i have ever seen but it is pretty close.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Mariah Carey - I Don't ft. YG music video review

so i've been a lamb since vision of love .nothing mariah carey can do to make me not be a stan,not one of my favorite movies, not that boring "reality show",not the fake romance with the gay guy, nothing. but this may be the straw that breaks the camels back.

my first thoughts when watching this is:
1 why does the director hate Mariah?
2 why does the wardrobe person hate Mariah?
3 why does the editor hate Mariah?
4 why does her manager hate Mariah?

mc is a legend,the voice is still amazing even though she does not take care of herself. mariah has never been sexy. ever. even when skinny her body wasn't that great(and that is fine). when you have talent you don't need a perfect body or to be half naked all the time.this is important so I will repeat it, when you have talent you don't need to be half naked all the time.

mariah is squirming like she has crabs and the lingerie looks like it cost 2 for $10.polyester does not become a legend most.mind you,i turned it off once yg started "rapping" but I doubt it gets better.

 mariah is having the same trouble as madonna,trying to appeal to teenagers instead of her loyal fans. teens don't buy concert tickets(,merchandise, or cds). she needs to take a few years off,get rid of the blood sucking vampires that surround her, get sober and then come back with some hits because this is embarrassing. mc has been in the game too long to be out here looking foolish

Sunday, January 29, 2017

the resistance

i am not a political person.black people have no real allies and deporting illegal aliens will only help the black community. muslims do not care about our struggles and I doubt black americans would be able to move to their countries as easily as they could to the usa. in any case this is all wrong and you'd be a fool to not be scared of what the endgame is for bannon and pence.

i was talking to a jew and he had no idea what happened yesterday, no clue of the muslim ban. his eyes glazed over,the future was boring,and who cares if this is like how hitler started? even if he changed his name,his religion was all over his face. he said it was pointless to boycott pro trump businesses because no one else would.why do black people(and of a lesser extent other poc) always have to clean up the messes made by white people?

it's like being in a house that is on fire.of course things are fine at first but they will not always be.i remember how mexicans would say in spanish how at least they were not black.these 200+ years we have been fighting for equal rights while everyone else pretended like nothing was happening or even worse gaslighting, post racial nonsense.now white supremacy is bored of black americans and now going after mexicans and muslims(because we all know that anti foreigner stuff doesn't apply to christian europeans).what are you going to do? will you sit on your ass and watch the nazis burn books or are you going to be the next harriet tubman? are you going to wave goodbye to your jewish neighbors as they get in the cattlecars or are you going to be the next rosa parks?

Friday, January 20, 2017

LUMAPRO-C: Brightening Pigment Corrector Serum review

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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Death Race 2050

now I am obsessed with the original Roger Corman's Death Race 2000 so I was way too excited when I heard there would be a Death Race 2050.my first thought is the "special effects" cost $3 and how could the older one be less racist than this new version? 12 minutes in and i'm already regretting my life choices.


malcolm mcdowell is so talented and it makes me feel sorry watching him waste his time on this.it's supposed to be set in america but all the audience members and non speaking extras are mexican.i wonder if that was shade or nah. either way it's as disturbing as the black "female" character. Shanna Olson and Burt Grinstead are funny as hell and the costumes were great but I can't recommend this.just watch the original movie instead

Saturday, December 31, 2016

mexicans and the white woman they idolize

my neighbors worship the white woman who lives in the next building while treating me like a pariah for politely asking them to stop waking me up("how dare that n!gger not be happy we allow her to live here!").you should see how abuelos face lights up when she talks to him.it's pretty disgusting.she has no respect for them and talks badly about them to her friends.

it's another reason why I can't take that whole poc=minorities united thing seriously. latinx(and other minorities) only care about black struggles when it benefits them. meanwhile becky will go off, get married, and move into a house while they continue to live 7 in a 1 bedroom apartment and dig through the garbage.

of course latinx will be categorized as white (like the italians, irish, and jews) 20 years from now when they are the majority but it still makes me feel some kind of way when I see them kissing white @ss to be accepted.i feel like I have to write this every time I make a "controversial" blog post but I am not racist.i hate my neighbors because they are inconsiderate @ssholes, not because they are mexican. i hate racism,idiots, and hypocrites not white people.i hate that other people of color see black people as stepping stones instead of allies.


Sunday, December 25, 2016

bad santa 2

i  know i saw Bad Santa at the movies when it came out but didn't remember any of it so I decided to rewatch it before seeing bad santa 2. despite me literally running away from him, billy bob thornton can get it whenever he wants.the man is talented and even though the script tries too hard he's still pretty funny.for a normal comedy bad santa is ok but for a christmas movie it was great. now on to #2. i love christina hendricks so this should be good.

i always find it amazing how BBT has a new toupee for every movie.i wonder does he keep them all on wigstands on a vanity table or does he throw them away when he is through shooting? anyways bad santa 2 isn't as good as the first one and kathy bates and christina were as wasted as cloris leachman in the first one. i don't regret seeing it but I would never watch it again.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

a legend in her own mind

this old hollywood blonde had a life full of forgotten scandals but i'll start with her last husband. i find it funny how a golddigger could end up married to a washed up gigolo. people assume he was born into the aristocracy but he bought that title with money he earned from his high class brothels.i'm sure her ex grandson in law(?) was a loyal customer. from what I heard , mr von azzhole was the boss of that tragic blonde bombshell who died too soon .

at a young age the legend traded her favors for money, eventually earning enough to buy a brand new face and religion. she climbed all the way to the top and married many rich men. she got caught having sex with her stepson but incest wasn't new to anyone in her family. one husband  raped her to produce her only child. the child ended up homeless while the legend lived in beverly hills until the end.