Tuesday, December 26, 2017

i, tonya

i always had a soft spot for tonya harding. yeah she was violent & angry but i understood why.if she'd been prettier her life would have been much easier(despite being a poor redneck). people stood in her way because she wasnt small & helpless, tonya wasnt feminine, she was a real athlete, she wanted to win & she was going to win.i've been excited ever since i heard they were filming i,tonya , margot robbie is my favorite, & allison janney is amazing as usual.

tonya harding was so full of wasted talent & potential & now she is a joke.i dont find it funny.even if half of the abuse stuff in the movie wasnt true she never had a chance.

i, tonya is a good movie & i recommend it.the best part is the end where they show the real tonya skating & her real mother lavona.

Friday, December 22, 2017

call me by your name

i was way too excited when i first heard about this movie(anything involving my future husband armie hammer scantily clad & i am there hunty). they kind of lost me when they said they digitally removed his balls from some scenes where his shorts were too short(do you NOT want to make money because this is how you dont get azzes into the seats). anyhoo. despite that, i am watching Call Me by Your Name tonight.

the beginning is too slow & i dont care about the playing hard to get nonsense.everybody was going on & on about how timothee chalamet is the best new actor ever but i dont see it.i havent read the book "call me by your name" so i dont know if his character is supposed to be unattractive but that plus him looking 14 is a HUGE turn off.i get that armie is the sexy older man but this isnt the bbc so they could have cast a better looking teen actor #sorrynotsorry...........

its 9pm & i feel like this is going to take all night to finish.that is not a good sign for a 2 hour movie.

4 hours later & i've finally finished it :-(. it wasnt romantic or sexy or sad or interesting.i cannot recommend this movie at all.spoiler alert: its the same old same old "trapped in the closet so i'm going to marry a woman & ruin HER life & eventually our childrens childhoods" nonsense.

Monday, December 11, 2017

downsizing

lord knows i cannot stand matt damon so its incredible that i accepted the invitation to see his new movie "downsizing".i went into it as ignorant as usual with no idea of the plot or actors involved. it was produced by alexander payne who directed one of my favorite movies "election".

the plot is basically in order to save money & live like millionaires, matt has to get a shrinking surgery. the first part of the movie is VERY depressing & kristen wiig is only in 5 minutes. was she edited out or was a small cameo the plan all along?who knows. anyway, do not go because you think its going to be her movie.it isnt.

the movie soley belongs to hong chau who is an AMAZINGLY talented actress capable of making you cry then making you laugh in a matter of seconds.of course the only reason why you do not know her name but have been force fed matt damon for decades is due to white supremacy but hopefully this movie will change that.gilfs christolph waltz & udo keir also have small roles. as much as i hate to admit it,this is a good movie(excluding damon) and i highly recommend it

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

magical maca root

maca root is like a fake estrogen and what trannies take when they cannot afford hormones. i've been taking 2 a day for less than a week & i've already seen a difference. my waistline looks smaller & my face looks fatter. i will measure again later. my period came 2 days after i started & even that was different.this should be very interesting.

months later:
i was going to write a really in depth review but since this blog isn't paying my rent {kanye shrug}.

anyhoo

i took 2.5 bottles and my waist was 2 inches smaller.my bust/hips grew 5 inches.i did not eat any more than usual,in fact i was eating less.my breasts went from a small c to over a dd(which is not what I wanted and really bummed me out).my shape was insane but I don't want to take maca for the rest of my life so I stopped.all the progress went away but the extra weight stayed.my boobs continue to grow {insert crying emoji here}

Sunday, November 12, 2017

negro green book

back in the day there used to be a guide for jim crow era black people telling them what businesses they would be welcomed in. the laws were changed and the racism remained, hidden in plain sight. pretty amazing almost 100 years later and still having the same ignorant,racist problems with airbnb. i thought of making a modern day green book but it was too depressing.

anyhoo, pre integration there were plenty of black owned businesses.once we were made equal (lmfao) "the white mans ice was colder" and those businesses were abandoned. black women are now again starting small businesses in record numbers with very little help from banks or customers.

i'm not even going to go into the abuse i've had to deal with while running my own small business,the incessant begging for discounts and being called a stupid n!gger when I declined or how those rude insulting emails stopped once i switched my profile picture to a blonde white woman......

there is a new black owned business directory and white people are losing their minds. funny because if black people didn't want to work they would still be just as angry.the directory is called "black wall street" and I wonder if they did that on purpose.the original black wall street was destroyed by angry, jealous white people and (of course) never rebuilt.unfortunately I was reading the comments on a white website called lifehacker.it ruined my night so I decided to pass it on :-).



"What kind of discrimination/racism am I seeing here? If it was a ‘white directory’ you would have described it as the worst thing in the world and you would have called to burn this idea and boycott every business that was on that list."


isn't every directory a white one ?


"The reality is it’s created to perpetuate racism and segregation based upon separation. Shameful."

lol. paying reparations for slavery and the racism/discrimination that is still happening now is shameful? weird considering the US government paid reparations to the japanese comfort women and jewish holocaust survivors.i'm not a history expert but i'm pretty sure we were not the ones running the concentration camps


"Ill download this app and make sure anytime i go to a black business they arent on the list or ill spit on their floor and leave :) :)"


typical white people behavior. not everything is about or even for you.if you disagree about supporting black businesses then don't.no need to be a caveman.i remember reading last year of a black woman running a restaurant and how people refused to go there after they found out (and no it wasn't a third world country it was in england)


"Self-segregation by any group is a step backwards for racial equality."


and yet whites and others do it ALL THE TIME.black people are so forgiving and welcoming, notice all those "invited to the cookout" jokes yet every other race bends over backwards to exclude us

again i have to wonder,why would you not want black businesses to succeed?imagine the horror if there wasn't a permanent black underclass or {GASP!}the demise of white supremacy. god forbid  you might actually have to use talent or intelligence to get ahead instead of your skin color............. i am tired and this reverse racism nonsense is making my head hurt




Wednesday, November 1, 2017

drink the kool-aid


for many years i complained that I wasn't invited to an upscale halloween event.i got an invitation this year to a costume party thrown by millionaires and a member of the aristocracy.i went to the dentist for another root canal, then sauntered to the mcdowells pop up restaurant. later my costume hung unworn on my closet door and I stayed at home to watch american horror story: cult.

now i knew this was coming so it should not have been so shocking. evan peters as jim jones is on the screen. black people are dying and my stomach starts to hurt.the scene looks too familiar.this post really should start when I was a teenager and barely listened to the rambling adventures of my father."Lee Harvey", had an amazing life (think auntie mame set in the 1970s with more heroin and a stronger pimp hand).one of these stories involved his bff jim and how everybody thought jim was a cool cat because he was one of the few white people to treat them with respect. or the other story about how jim asked "Lee Harvey" to help make a paradise in the jungle aka jonestown.

when I was younger i would watch every jonestown documentary,read every book but now it's too painful.what started as a cool story to tell my friends turned into the tragedy it has always been. the "drink the koolaid" jokes that were never funny now upset me.i think of all those innocent women and children who were killed for no good reason and the fact that the only reason my father survived to tell the tale was a little twist of fate,the only luck he ever had.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

blind item: who killed that rapper and why

this happened when I was a child but someone in the know told me that huge rapper was killed because he dumped his one hit wonder mistress (if you can call that a hit).she was upset such an unattractive man didn't want her so called his enemies and told them where to find him.she will soon spend the rest of her life in prison for other crimes

Friday, October 27, 2017

at home with amy sedaris tv show review

amy sedaris has been a fool for decades. i am obsessed with her book Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People and although I saw the movie still haven't watched the entire Strangers with Candy series. anyhoo amy is funny as hell and "at home with amy sedaris" does not disappoint. i was literally crying laughing at the end of the first episode.

Monday, October 16, 2017

sharkeisha

as usual i am minding my own business when I hear some mexican teenage boys yelling towards my window.

"latoya!"
"shenaynay!"
"sharkeisha!"
"ladasha!"

they are laughing and screaming,i guess trying to get my attention.i have never talked to these boys (i didn't even talk to teen boys when I was a teenager) so I have no idea why they want to bother me.adults pass and say nothing. they stand in front of a business yelling, harassing me. the man behind the counter does nothing.

my neighbor ,abuelo, comes out drunk as usual,asses the situation , and starts to really yell my name.i wonder if he does it because he thinks it is helping or because he is trying to be racist like the boys.i pay them all dust.

later on i politely ask abuelos family to stop disrespecting me(a different issue but it is all due to racism). abuelos son in law tells me i am acting like an angry black woman stereotype.son in law is 5'3, covered in prison tattoos (i have yet to see him in a shirt and very doubtful if he owns any), pregnant stomach, with 6 kids.they all live in a small 1 bedroom apartment and have multiple dogs that they let poop in the hallway.no one has a job and the only money comes from abuelo & abuela digging through the garbage. but I am the stereotype?..............


one of the able bodied(yet non working and not trying to finish high school) sons said that I needed to show them more empathy.black people are always told to turn the other cheek no matter what.before i had ever said a word to any of them they called me all sorts of n!gger whores but i'm supposed to be the bigger person always and let the disrespect and racism fall off my back .it pains them to see me doing something positive with my life.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

blind item: the pass around

i've always had a soft spot in my heart for this actress even though she almost married my first love.she had a horrific,abusive childhood and covers it up with a bad girl facade. her director ex boyfriend decided to use her as payment to get a movie made but of course forgot to tell her that.the man in charge raped her(again?) but the movie was never filmed.the boss has also been sleeping with americas newest blonde sweetheart (yes those fappening pix were for him not her boyfriend) and damn near any famous actress under 30.all his dirt will be coming out soon

eta:i forgot about the late 1990s "notorious" blonde "it girl" that the big boss man praised then raped. she was everywhere until he paid her for damages....