Tuesday, September 19, 2017

who benefits from sanctuary cities?

short answer: not the majority of american citizens.i have no problem with immigrants LEGALLY coming here to make a better life for themselves but there are real reasons why the laws are in place.amerikkka stays with its foot on black citizens necks yet we are supposed to turn a blind eye to actual criminals?

before I begin my ramble,do not assume i voted for drumpf or believe in maga. america was never great(trail of tears? slavery? jim crow? GI bill but only for white soldiers? segregation? war on drugs but only if done by minorities ?), so let's move on.

the only people defending illegal immigrants are millionaires and middle class and higher white people who don't have to live near them. they do it because it doesn't affect them negatively. the millionaires use them for cheap labor to undercut american employees (how dare you want overtime and workers compensation!) and the others hire them as cheap gardeners/maids then pat themselves on the back for not being racist (lolz). black people, the lower classes, and illegal immigrants are encouraged to fight for the crumbs while millionaires fuel the fights. don't you find it odd how the laws are being changed to coddle certain races of criminals while police officers get off scott free after killing innocent black citizens? i know i do.

since I live in los angeles the illegal aliens are mostly mexican so that is what I will focus on but this is not about race. in boston it is illegal irish and other places it is the haitians, italians, or indians.whatever - because the outcome is the same. los angeles spent $2 billion in tax money for welfare to illegal aliens. billion with a b and pretty sure it was just la county not the entire state.let that sink in. billions given to people who should not even be here.we can't afford to make sure every AMERICAN citizen can go to college, have affordable housing, healthy food, medical insurance, or properly take care of our mentally ill but we have billions to waste on them.

i think about how we had to share some textbooks in school or the class room that didn't have enough desks so some had to sit on the floor (eventually those kids stopped coming to class).i remember roaches in the school cafeteria and leaking roofs.too bad there was no money to help us children.

today I step over the homeless sleeping on the sidewalk.years ago they passed a law to make that legal.too bad there is no money for more shelters and mental hospitals.the homeless population increased over 30% but I guess we are supposed to ignore that.

there was also a new law so that any amount of people can live in an apartment.10 in a 1 bedroom is fine and make sure you have 2 dogs for company.i know i don't have to explain who benefits from that.it's diabolical and pretty genius if you think about it.less need for affordable housing or higher wages when you can legally cram 20 mexicans into an apartment and charge them $800 each.

i don't see any of this improving even in 20 years when mexicans are the majority and are made into honorary whites like the irish and italians before them.

Friday, September 15, 2017

bromans

so bromans is pretty much geordie shore in cheap plebs costumes (or jersey shore doing ben hur cosplay for the yanks). now why do i feel like i've found my purpose in life ? i'm hoping that there will be plenty of scenes of the big blonde getting oiled up. this show is going to be stupid,i may have to get drunk before I can watch it...........

not even 3 minutes in and the bad plastic surgery plus the polyester weaves is irking my nerves.why do all of the women need to look like trannies? can we just get rid of everyone else and focus on dino portelli's ass for the rest of the season?

the "fit geezers" get naked and I still can't see much :-/. idk, none of this is interesting and I feel like watching curb your enthusiasm reruns.not a good sign.an hour later and I am 7 minutes in.this is going to take all night . dark skin unambiguous black girlfriend wins first challenge because duh #blackexcellence. ok penis has finally been shown.i might have to watch this entire season now. slightly pissed dino's fake lipped horse faced slag was able to win him clothes.

...........and the losers get leather jock straps.now I may need to look up the other shows this production company has made.i watch way too many british television shows and I am scandalized hunty.is this the new normal? do i need to start watching more uk reality tv?

i'm not even going to mention how the un-melanated women are claiming to be under 30 yet look 45. the teenager looks like somebodys mom.19 where? in dog years? i refuse to learn any names.the only name that matters is dino. lol.

are they sleeping in the plebs office? where is the water boy water man? is this the reason why there hasn't been a new season of plebs in a billion years ? 2.5 hours later and I am almost halfway through.30 more minutes of bromans to go.

it would be much better if they didn't have electricity and modern conveniences and had to eat real ancient roman food.why half ass it? 2 seconds on google and I see "doctore" is anti feminist. he is now dead to me and my attention will go back to dino.the fey host is funny.i bet he couldn't stand any of those morons.wgaf about these challenges ?

the low class accents are KILLING me.i always find it weird when I need subtitles for native english speakers. tom has the best accent,i could listen to him talk for hours.last 3 minutes and of course pretty glenn and 50 year old "teenage" summer need to go but it's pretty smart for the bigger ,stronger men to vote to keep him (only to give themselves a better chance to win later).i feel like that isn't the last we will see of sophii(?wtf?). there needs to be some kind of villainess and the other girls are very boring


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Friday, August 11, 2017

Dallas does the UK

so today I did a top secret reality television show with a famous english "comedian".i said that it would be them making fun of us and laughing at the stupid americans for not knowing who this "comedian" was (and i was right as usual).i used a fake name and filled out the confidentiality form with the fake name and no one checked my id so I could spill the entire episode if I were a see you next tuesday.

trust me,you don't care about any of this.i am only posting this so the 3 of you who watch his show won't be confused when I pop up as a character.i ended up giving him a donald dump trump poop emoji pin off camera so if you see this "comedian" wearing tronald dump jewelry know that he did not get it off of my dead body

Monday, July 31, 2017

blind item: the beautiful rockstar everybody hates

a guy drove his 14 year old sister 2 hours to see this rockstar play in person.my nickname for him was liz so I will call him that now. liz had a couple of hits but they were only popular because liz was so pretty.

anyhoo,the guy stops to get fast food and there is a tour bus in the parking lot.they go in to find liz and his band and the little girl tells him how much she loves their music and how long the drive was. liz makes fun of the girl and she starts to cry.she begs her brother to drive her home and throws away the concert tickets.

fast forward to when I meet liz through my rockstar ex boyfriend "elvis". he allows liz to do a cover of his song and we go to the recording studio to hear it.the entire ride elvis is complaining about how liz has no talent and how he will ruin his song. elvis asks me to tell liz his version of the song sucks (this is before either of us had heard it).of course I say no and elvis is upset i will not do his dirty work.

we have to drag elvis out of the car. liz goes on and on about how elvis is his idol and playing his song was the highlight of his life.we listen to 10 seconds of the song (it is terrible) and elvis starts to kiss ass,talking about how wonderful the band is.he gets up and drags me out of there.the entire ride home elvis is mad because I refused to insult liz

Friday, July 28, 2017

ruckpack energizer shot

i have been SO busy this year trying to get my life together.my days are at least 12 hours working with 1 or 2 events at night.I get very little sleep due to insomnia + annoying neighbors.i try not to drink more than 2 cups of coffee per day so I was excited to try the ruckpack energizer shot.

it comes in a little tube and is VERY concentrated.it tastes like fruit juice and I add it to a huge glass of ice water.most energy drinks make me jittery but ruckpack doesnt.you can try it for yourself here and use this promo code BB078 for 20% off .

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

blind item: the family man

this saga started many years ago when the future wife kept cheating upwards until she got pregnant by the star. the star never wanted her or their children but she refused to get an abortion.he did the right thing and dulled his boredom with drugs and affairs with his leading ladies (yes that is the reason why that escort was in his movie and not her immense "talents").

anyhoo, he started cheating with that boring blonde and she assumed it would be her big break so she texted him some nudes. i always thought blondie leaked it herself due to thirst but turns out wifey was responsible for posting those pictures online.

fast forward (3 years after starting the affair with his new blonde cocaine loving twin),he is finally ready for a divorce.i feel so bad for his unwanted children but the wife will continue to play the martyr until she can trick another man to marry her

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

blind item: asians made this vegetable

i don't even know if I want to spill this tea but ok(pretty tired and will probably update later)

 anyhoo

 i see a lot of sympathy from caucasians for the vegetable who took his white privilege too seriously.i'm not going to get too deep but I will say that despite appearances this is the outcome his parents have been waiting for.now the problem child will soon be gone,no more worries about bail money and bribing officials. that wasn't his first trip or his first "mistake".someone said he was on a mission like 007 but I doubt it,he went to a good school because of $ not mental ability

 update 6/19:heard from a friend that the family went on vacation after they thought he was dead but I guess the media will spin it and the asshole will become an angel while the relieved parents will pretend to grieve.

Friday, June 2, 2017

i'm dying up here

i was feeling terrible after just leaving europe and I get an invite to see the first episodes of I'm Dying Up Here produced by jim carrey. i'm excited and need to laugh so I show up on time.

i love ari graynor but she is pretty much wasted here, none of her lines are funny. all of the male actors are unattractive with zero charisma.i get plastic surgery wasn't as common in the 70s but does EVERY actor need to be ugly? this isn't the bbc so i'm not understanding.

miss montana morehead plays the mom and she was looking so good i thought it was debbie harry until I saw the credits.the equally amazing robert forster plays the dad but unfortunately they are only in 1 episode with very little screen time.

of course the only black actress was a prostitute who stole a dead mans wallet because I guess that is all we can do. it's not like there was a real black 1970s comedienne like moms mabley that they could use as a character instead of the ugly unfunny men they hired instead.the more i thought about it ,the more heated i got.i don't even have to explain the uproar if the only white woman in a tv show was a hooker theif but i'm sure the majority will watch this and not even see the problem.

i can't recommend this.the only reason to watch is melissa leo and the vintage wardrobe and that is not enough.

Friday, May 26, 2017

blind item: the singer that was probably not a suicide

when this rockstar died my first thought was "he killed himself to get away from his shrew of a wife" and even though I did not know him my guess might be closer to the truth than you think.

he was married when they met but she made sure to get pregnant as soon as possible and get rid of his old friends.they went out of their way to make life hell for the ex wife and she suffered in silence for years while attending his concerts.neither were at the last one and people who should know said it was because they knew he would be dead soon.a sweet young thing had caught his eye and we all know how you caught him is how you will lose him.  friends of the wife got rid of her "problem" but it's going to get even messier now that she needs to find a new meal ticket