Wednesday, October 12, 2016

call the midwife

this is one of the few times that I haven't read the book before the midwife can be a bit saccharine but the delivery scenes are SO realistic and the costumes are to die gets much better after the lead actress leaves, her character was too perfect/annoying. miranda hart steals every scene she is in but you already knew that.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

nick cannon grown and sexy halloween masquerade ball

now I knew Nick Cannon would be filming this party for VH1 (it will air on halloween).i had been paid many years ago to attend one of his other events and decided to go to this one(for free) even though I think he is cute but corny.  i've been to plenty of reality tv parties, i show up and everyone is on break because the camera wasn't rolling.this is not a good sign. the "partygoers" are outside sitting on the sidewalk smoking in formalwear and nick is at the dj booth not playing music.ok.

one of the female crew members grabs me and starts yelling orders.i guess she thought I was an extra so I ignored that. she should be thankful i am trying to be nonviolent.i see empty bottles stacked up but no one has a drink. i ask her where the real bar is and she is offended.

"we are shooting a tv show ,there is no alcohol on set!"

lol, really? i've been on plenty of sets(reality and "real" productions) where alcohol and illegal substances were handed out by the crew so I knew she was a moron and I needed to go. i was there less than 3 minutes though that is not a record for me

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Valentia Night Revive Retinol Serum

i've been using Valentia Night Revive Retinol Serum for about a week and the little discolorations on my skin are almost says to use it a couple of times a week but i've used it every night with no problem.the package says it is :

"A transformative retinol serum that fights wrinkles and provides hydration, for visibly smoother, rejuvenated skin. This Retinol Serum Will: - Diminishes wrinkles - Stimulates collagen - Improves skin tone - Manages breakouts - Conditions skin".

i haven't used any moisturizers and my skin looks plumper with smaller pores.the vitamin A is definitely getting rid of any potential acne or wrinkles.the only con i can see is the color is off white and there is no fruity or "good" smell(there is no smell at all).other than that it's a great product that works pretty quickly. you can get yours here 

Monday, October 3, 2016

the warriors 1979

i LIVE for futuristic movies from the 1960s and 1970s like Westworld or Logan's Run and 2 minutes in i've already found new style influences.i'm guessing this is what inspired Bad and all the 1980s dance battles.i'm surprised this movie isn't more popular , it's SO campy. "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle"? again somebody please make sure that is on my tombstone. the ending is a let down and the "romance" couldn't be more awkward but it's worth checking out for the fashion alone.

Monday, September 26, 2016

catching kelce

so I go to an audition for a dating reality tv show a couple of months ago.i thought the premise was pretty stupid(50 women from 50 states fighting over 1 football player)but we all know the D loves fuckery so I was there on time.

the casting director was black and kept asking me these odd questions, like she was trying to get me to say something negative about black men.i guess I wasn't bitter or stereotypical enough.i can't even imagine the kind of self haters they did cast. travis kelce is cute but not that cute.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

hurricane bianca

so as much as I love drag queens and fierce bitches,i have never seen RuPaul's Drag Race(it's a long boring story involving them hiring my enemy instead of me as a guest judge). tonight I will be watching Hurricane Bianca and hopefully it will be as funny  as Starrbooty or Girls Will Be Girls.

20 minutes into it and haven't laughed once.the premise is good but the jokes are so immature, nothing witty at all. rachel dratch and alan cumming are wasted in this and rupaul is only onscreen for 2 seconds. one more hour to go,i hope it improves .

i knew it was going to get good once he got into need to save all the funny lines for bianca del rio. "i'm fucking this cat, you just hold the legs"? somebody please make sure that is on my tombstone.

i can't recommend this movie. it's not bad but it's not good either. pretty boring and not what i'd expect from shangela, margaret cho, or willam belli. i would have rather they spent less money on bad cgi and more money on a better writer. disappointing to say the least and a great waste of comedic talent

Monday, September 12, 2016

the last tycoon

finally watching The Last Tycoon.i was SO excited when I heard about it,but got turned off when I saw lily collins was in it.i'm really tired of seeing unattractive, untalented people benefiting from nepotism.

i read the book and saw the old movie with robert deniro and anjelica huston which I loved but this is missing something. matt bomer aka walking perfection looks so thin and tired.i wonder if that was on purpose or not but it's's only an hour long but i've been trying to watch it for 5 hours today :-(. the costumes and sets are great but idgaf about the nazi subplot.

of course the only black characters were dancers who had no lines, there are plenty of close ups of their butts. they bend over in front of the camera to take their bows in shorts that barely cover their asses(underwear pokes out from the bottom).this is the best they can do for black women? at least they could've had a lena horne type. or a James Wong Howe asian cinematographer or a female director like Dorothy Arzner. why tell the same white male story EVERY time? i'm 9 hours in and only half way through.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

the pussycat

ok so i've never actually seen this show but i'll try to explain who these actresses are as best as possible without saying their names .they starred in a tv show together a couple of years ago and were roommates in real life .

the ugly one had a beard boyfriend(or would you call him a merkin?) and the roommates were really a lesbian couple.the cute one said she moved out because she was allergic to pussy(aka they broke up), then ended up being the best friend(aka girlfriend) to a closeted blonde singer who has many cats.of course ,the cutie posted pix with her face buried in the blondes cat.

the cute one loved drama and decided to cheat with another closeted actress from the show.the blonde wrote a full cd of love songs about their failed romance.

Friday, September 2, 2016

donkey of the day: me

i'm at this boring party filled with black rappers and white women with horrible plastic surgery.i find a comfortable place to sit in the mansion and take it all in.

there is this cute guy with TERRIBLE hair that looks vaguely familiar.he gives me the eye. i assume he is a rapper as well,maybe that rae guy? so now i'm reading that article about lena dunham & find out the cutie with bad hair was Odell Beckham jr. i can be such a spaz at times

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