Tuesday, August 30, 2016

my summer vacation

i've decided that all the money i make in december will pay for my summer vacation so it will probably be very few posts here until next year (i'm sure you will survive).

i have no idea where I want to go but it has to be somewhere new. this is what i've been thinking:

sweden/iceland-hot guys but terrible food
hong kong-maybe
berlin-decadence? ok food? maybe
rome-hot guys but too much sexual harassment
ireland-hot guys but bad weather.also what to do after staring at the hot guys?
paris-versailles but snobs and men with annoying accents
new york-new to me but bad weather, typical tourist traps, and no sexy accents



Friday, August 19, 2016

vintage tea part 13

this is very old hollywood gossip from geocities (so sue them not moi,lol)

source: geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

Somers, Suzanne. Was victim of horrendous death threats from ABC for asking for more money after first season of Three's Company. Drug abuser.

Soul, David. Wife-beater and necrophiliac. (so the rumor goes, anyhow)


Spacey, Kevin. Way back in the closet--behind your old sneakers--that's where Kevin's hiding. Likes his men young. Very young. Linked with Colin Farrell, Rupert Graves, Helen HuntBebe Neuwirth, and Bryan Singer.

Spears, Britney. Very stingy (although I'm hearing reports that this is not always true). Breast implants; uses padded costumes to enhance the effect. Has been known to enjoy marijuana (and coke, and E, and etc etc etc) on occasion. Chain-smoker. Has let her fame go to her head and become a beeyotch. Per Justin Timberlake, her mouth was deflowered a long time before the rest of her body was; Justin dumped her once he was told--by Christina Aguilera, no less, if my source is to be believed--that she was shtupping their shared choreographer, Wade Robson. Also linked with Ben Affleck (who she shtupped while still seeing Timberlake), Colin Farrell, Jeff Gordon, Jared Leto, and Marcus Schenkenberg. (Gads, what horrible taste in men! Not a brain cell among them.) Also linked with Jenna Jameson. (Oh, the visuals from that one....)

Spelling, Tori. Hilariously bad actress using her father's money to buy herself a new nose, breasts and career. Sexually linked with her brother (yuch--that's so nasty on so many levels). Linked with Jean-Claude van Damme.

Springfield, Rick. Physically abused his wifeHad an affair with a 15-year-old Linda Blair.

Stallone, Sylvester. Underendowed, and has a taste for prostitutes. Hard to work with. Crudely hit on and was humiliatingly dissed by Uma Thurman. Once dumped his wife via Fed-Ex. Starred in soft-core porn film. Has a bad bed-side manner. His hired help are not allowed to look at him during his parties. Into water sports (as if we couldn't think even less of Sly....) "Sly is a submissive crossdresser and leather opera glove fetishist." Linked with Pamela Anderson, Naomi Campbell, Janice Dickinson, Farrah Fawcett, Mary Hart, Brigitte Nielsen, and Janine Turner.

Stefani, Gwen. Playing for the hometeam. When with men, can only achieve satisfaction through @nal sex. "Very insecure and neurotic." "A shoplifter and a hardcore bitch." Linked with Adam Duritz and Gavin Rossdale.

Stern, Howard. Reportedly nice guy despite his asshole act and demeanor. Separated from his wife, in part because of his monomaniacal work habits and in part because of his affair with a stripper. Linked with Angie Everhart and Robin Quivers.

Stewart, Kordell. FOD. fod=gay

Stewart, Martha. Unpleasant personality. Said to have a taste for much younger men. Bisexual, and likes group sex. Tax-dodger. Inside trader.

Stone, Oliver. Disingenuous drug fiend and alcoholic. Vain. Closet case. Regular at certain Hollywood brothels. Arrested for DUI. Has a thing for Asian women. Rent boy when he first came to Hollywood.

Stone, Sharon. "She had a mattress on her back to get to the top in Hollywood." Unpleasant personality--over-full of herself. Steals quotes and does not give attribution; steals jewelry and does not return it.  Given to quickly selecting and then rejecting men, based on what they can do for her and what & how much they can buy her. Difficult to work with. Has had a tendency to tv shop for her one night stands--sees them on tv, rents a room, and then has her selections told to meet her there. Poor tipper. Breast implants. Dope smoker. Power-obsessed. Used the casting couch to get roles and her way on the set. Linked with Prince Albert of Monaco, Adrien Brody, Russell Crowe, Dwight Yoakam and Dweezil Zappa; reportedly nailed Bill Clinton on election night.

Thicke, Alan. Pothead.

Triple H. (He's a wrestler). Bisexual. "Buggering all the McMahons."

Tyler, Stephen. Recovering drug addict; penchant for oral sex (giving) has led to std on his tongue and throat. Throws tantrums backstage if caterer screws up. May be so jaded, sexually, that he requires porn of young performers to arouse him.

Valentino, Rudolf. "Hung like a cricket." Bisexual. Worked as an escort and was a kept man for a time before he made it big in Hollywood. Incredible spendthrift. Linked with Marion Davies and Pola Negri.

Van Damme, Jean Claude. Hygienically challenged. Vain. Drug addict and alcoholic. FOD and reportedly HIV+, but thinks he's been cured by G-d. Hard to work with. Wife beater. "A cheap bully." Pays hookers to dominate him. Linked with Jewel and Tori Spelling.

Van Der Beek, James. Former escort. Closet case. One of his recent birthday presents was John Wesley Shipp's favors. Also linked with Katie Holmes.

Vaughn, Vince. Has a problem with the bottle. "Drunk, abusive, talented prick. Can be uncomfortably racist, sexist, and homophobic." And apparently has been seen hitting on men. Linked with Joey Lauren Adams, Cameron Diaz and Anne Heche.

Villechaize, Herve. Alcoholic. Abuser of women and was abused by them.

Wahlberg, Mark. Cokehead and booze-bag. Enjoys exposing himself in public places. Has anger-management problems. Biased against the Japanese and once took out the eye of an old Vietnamese man. Used to "beat fags" in Southie. Linked with Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder & Uma Thurman.

Walker, Paul. Bisexual. Hung. Linked with Tyrese.

Wayne, John. Conservative; sometimes showed a refreshingly modest outlook & sense of humor, though. Alcoholic. Reported crossdresser. Had a weak spot for Latinas. Racist. Draft dodger during WW2. Got fooled by Christine Jorgensen (look it up, kids), hit on her, and nearly went on a date with her. Linked with Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, Paulette Goddard, and Carmen Miranda.

Welles, Orson. Unhappy man who deserved better in life. Didn't treat his women well, though. Possibly the Black Dahlia murderer. :-/  Linked with Lucille Ball, Dolores Del Rio, Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Rita Hayworth, Billie Holliday. Eartha Kitt, Marilyn Monroe, and Gloria Vanderbilt.

West, Mae. Reported to be either a hermaphrodite or a very well-made up transvestite. (Hey, don't look at me like that, I'm not making this stuff up.) Liked daily high colonics. In her later years liked to enjoy the company of "large black men." Linked with Max Baer, Gary Cooper, Jack Dempsey, Duke Ellington, Cary Grant, Oscar Hammerstein, Harry Houdini, Jack Johnson, Joe Louis, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, George Raft, and Bugsy Siegel.

West, Shane. Bisexual. "Has a fetish for blood, and enjoys dressing in gothic attire during sex."

Williams, Vanessa. Linked with Rick Fox, Michael Jordan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger (who she casting couched to get the role in Eraser).

Willis, Bruce. His separation from Demi Moore was extremely bitter. Former bartender and reportedly a former male escort. Rumored to like boys, strippers, and group scenes. Generally vain & unpleasant person. Difficult to work with. Cheapskate (although, as is always the case with allegations like this, I've received a few reports to the contrary). Linked with Lara Flynn Boyle, Kim Cattrall, Milla Jovovich,Julia Roberts, Winona Ryder, and Liv Tyler.

Winkler, Henry. "The nicest man in showiz" (although he did not conduct himself well during a Dallas radio telethon). Germophobe. Linked with Nancy Spungen henry & nancy?

Wonder, Stevie. Slut. Gave his (now ex-) girlfriend herpes. barf

Wood, Natalie. Had trouble remaining faithful to her men. Raped by Kirk Douglas when she was 14. Linked with Warren Beatty, Jerry Brown, Raymond Burr, James Dean, Dennis Hopper, Tab Hunter, Steve McQueen, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Robert Wagner, and Christopher Walken.

Xuxa. Hates the kids on her show. Flashed some skin in a movie once, but never did porn. Linked to John-John Kennedy.

Young, Loretta. Sanctimonious goody-goody, but had a child by Clark Gable and claimed she adopted the child.



Tuesday, August 16, 2016

everybody wants some !!

so I finally watched Everybody Wants Some!! and it took me about 5 hours spread over 2 days to finish it. what a GIGANTIC waste of my future husband glen powell. his gorgeous face is covered in the worst pornstache i've seen in a while.the movie goes on and on with no plot and corny, unfunny jokes.it's 2 hours of unattractive losers telling lies so they can sleep with strange women. who keeps giving richard linkletter money to make these boring movies? it's definitely not Dazed and Confused part two and whoever did the casting should be shot.

Monday, August 15, 2016

grandpa the lush

so i've been politely asking my neighbor(i'll call him grandpa) to stop doing blahblahblah for years.i'd ask and then 5 minutes later he'd do it again.i couldn't figure out if grandpa had alzheimers or was just an asshole.i think I found the answer today. we were talking pretty far away and I could smell the alcohol on him like he'd been marinating in a hobos asshole.it was horrendous and grandpa was having trouble understanding me.

eventually i just gave up because I know i'll have to ask him to stop doing blahblahblah 3 more times tomorrow. grandpa was digging in the trash all today then got wasted behind the building with what he made.i know I should feel sorry but I can't. nobody is forcing him to be here in a country he cannot afford. nobody is forcing his children and grandchildren not to get jobs.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Pandora Summer Crush featuring fergie + 5 seconds of summer

i rsvped 2 hours before the show to see the other black eyed peas and ended up getting a vip pass that I didn't even use. for fergie , they asked us to show up 8 hours in advance to pick up our pass. i'm early and there is easily 300 sweaty teenagers waiting in line.i nope the fuck out of there and get a cheeseburger instead . i like fergie but not enough to wait in line for hours with annoying teens.

i'm invited to 4 parties but i'm exhausted from no disco nap and only go to one at an art gallery. my personal jesus, miss pamela des barres is the hostess.all the men were 50+ and wearing inappropriate "sexy" outfits like skintight leather pants with a vest and no shirt.i have no problem with old men (john slattery can get it any day he wants ) or sexy seniors(helen mirren is still sexier than most women half her age)but seeing that just creeped me out.i left early to eat candy and harass my ex.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

crazy child actress spills the tea

a while ago I blogged about that underage child star who got pregnant by that pedophile producer, well this is his other "protege". she is in the news again for spilling some tea(i won't get into details but I believe it to be true).

anyways so she is now off her medications again but I doubt if she will tell why she needed them in the first place. many people assume it was only drugs and mental illness. it wasn't . her troubles began when the producer molested her and got her pregnant. the parents finally stepped in after ignoring the abuse and forced her to get an abortion. that was the straw that broke the camels back.i refuse to google but i'm pretty sure he is still working around preteen girls .i wonder which of his proteges will break next

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

dallas vs the black eyed peas part 2


i find this hilarious (but not funny enough to actually read the article ).a couple of months ago a casting director contacts me about this new app reality tv show . i'm interested so I ask a few questions .her replies are vague , she has no clue what is going on .i pass on the show .

now I see this
Gwyneth Paltrow Will Mentor Ample Apps on Apple App Show starring will.i.am. so much fuckery was averted .he is also doing a "the voice" ripoff but the whole thing is too boring to even talk about 

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

tiptoes

finally getting around to watching the bizarre movie Tiptoes starring Gary Oldman as a dwarf with Matthew McConaughey as his twin. there is so much wtf with gary on his knees trying to match matthews accent, Peter Dinklage as the most unbelievable french midget, and Patricia Arquette as the "sexy" girl. garys accent and body is so distracting, it's a shame they didn't cast a real dwarf. Peter Dinklage was there , i'm sure he was just as talented then as now .

Monday, August 8, 2016

there will be hell toupee

i could tell a lot of stories about this future potus( the multiple rapes, racism, sex with children) but this one is my favorite. back in the day he was losing his hair and went to have hair plugs. they were expensive , painful , and eventually fell out .
his wife was sympathetic but not sympathetic enough ,i guess , because instead of being mad at the doctor he beat her up instead . what you see on his head now is an "improvement"

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Nordstrom Pop-In Launch Event featuring ty dolla sign

i'm hungover already so i'll keep it short.the event was held in a sketchy part of town(at night ) and all the emails asked the partiers not to bring pepper spray or weapons.we were early and got a spot across from the entrance but I know others weren't so lucky.i  repeated my name 5 times to the woman at the door and she was acting like she would not let me in until a male friend vouched for me. my name was on the list but his was not .

the food truck had free but inedible food ,the taco stand was just as bad.i took 1 bite and threw up .it was time to get wasted.they said they had "totally exclusive sneakers designed by Olivia Kim" but all i saw was 2 pairs of shoes on the cotton candy table.there was a claw machine filled with free vans swag but it broke every time I stood in line to use it .a worker said it would be at the mall and I could try again but why would i go through all that when they should have just given out gift bags? i saw exactly 1 person who got something from the claw machine .a worker eventually gave me a coupon for a free towel but it wasn't as good as the prizes in the machine (also, i've never used a coupon in my life and doubt if I will be starting now).

at that point ty dolla sign started to play but I had no idea. when I did ,it was too crowded to see .the only thing that didn't make me gag was the champagne ,so i overdid it a bit .when the event was over the security guards were VERY loud and rude telling the people to get out .we had bottles of water given to us by the bartender but were told we could not take them out.i found that to be pretty irresponsible .i made a couple of new friends but the event was pretty bad.i expected much more from Nordstrom